More Things Suspected of Triggering Seizures*

• Religious services with snake handling and/or Scientology
  
• Topless midwinter bikini car wash fundraisers
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• 12 Cadbury Easter Eggs in under 20 minutes
• The Democratic Process
• Well laid plans
• Hiccups
• Smacks upside the head (de
  
• Unavoidable helpfulness
  

*There may be insufficient evidence for to support these conclusions.