Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Things Suspected of Triggering Seizures*

  1. Department store perfume counters scent gauntlets
  2. Panda udders
  3. Homophones
  4. Cadbury Easter Eggs
  5. Shocking discoveries about former pets
  6. Staff meetings
  7. Watching the laundromat dryers

*There may be insufficient evidence for to support these conclusions.

1 comment:

Brother Mat said...

shocking discoveries about former pets? did you find out that your cat donated money to republican candidates or something?